Rick and Morty - Pizza ordering

A mix of various funny moments from Rick and Morty from Season 5.

"It's a figure of speech Morty, they're bureaucrats, I don't respect them."

Don't even trip, dawg.

Matthew J Wills is an artist from New Zealand. You can see more of his art in his deviantart profile.

You can also buy this in a poster form if you want form the artists page zipdraw.com

ZipDraw (or Zip Alegria) is an artist from the United States. You can find more of his art in his deviantart page or his personal website

radishwine doesn't share much on his tumblr page other than he is a hobbyist and he didn't have any formal art education.

What is my purpose? 

You pass butter.

- Oh my god...

Nobody exists on purpose

Nobody belongs anywhere

Everybody's gonna die

Come watch TV?

"Quantum carburetor?

Morty, you can't just add sci-fi word to a car word and hope it means something!

... Huh, looks like something's wrong with the microverse battery"

"What, so everyone's supposed to sleep every single night now. You realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?"

Years ago, user wererat2000 from reddit pointed out how this feels very familiar with this quote:

"No one is accountable for existing at all, or for being constituted as he is, or for living in the circumstances and surroundings in which he lives. The fatality of his nature cannot be disentangled from the fatality of all that which has been and will be. He is not the result of a special design, a will, a purpose; he is not the subject of an attempt to attain an 'ideal of man' or an 'ideal of happiness' or an 'ideal of morality'—it is absurd to want to hand over his nature to some purpose or other. We invented the concept 'purpose': in reality purpose is lacking."

Friedrich Nietzsche - "Twilight of the Idols"

Why don't you ask the smartest people in the universe? 

Oh right. 

You can't.

And Cooking Things with Michael and Pichael Thompson. Clip comes from Season 02 - Death Supercut

Rick: What, so everyone’s supposed to sleep every single night now? Y-you realize that nighttime makes up half of all time?